2020-2024
The Society Show with Christian Patterson
2016
an alternate reality where Mello Yello is more popular than Mtn Dew
Fog Machine — ISBN-13: 978-0997298611 — 58 pages
2020
If you read any text on my CV - read this one! It's 1144 pages, and includes virtually every other text on this page, plus much more.
2019
The Tranquil Garden [link]
Lord Forgive Me [link]
2017
Auburn Washington: 1898 - 1925 [link]
every 7-Eleven I've Been to / Every Place I've Been to [work in progress] [link]
places — Ghost City Press Summer Series [link]
in:Spam [link]
Unregistered Hypercam 2 [link]
the complete last 5 years of my youtube search history in reverse chronological order [link]
The People’s Answer to the Rhetorical Question of History, Volume 1 [link]
Bruh… Why are you charging each other for weed? I made that shit a plant [link]
2016
y a c h a t s , o r - glo worm press [link]
this book is one poem [link]
is ryan sheckler still alive [link]
Oreo Bingsu [link]
A M E R I C A N N I G H T M A R E /// L Y R I C A L P O E T R Y 5 0 0 0 [link]
Nothing Means Nothing Volume Three: depression doesn’t last forever but nothing does [link]
YELP an ebook of 4 found poems [link]
2015
Nothing Means Nothing Volume Two: the future is scary and that’s why it’s beautiful [link]
2014
Nothing Means Nothing Volume One [link]
2013
Cascade Middle School [link]
2018
'Fountain of Dreams' - briars lit [link]
untitled - Epigraph Magazine [link]
2017
untitled - Spider Mirror [link]
‘Wordsearch Quilt’ — self-published [link]
untitled — Spy Kids Review Issue Four, 2Fast2House [link]
Four Poems1 — Coffin Corner Issue One, Varsity Goth Press [link]
2016
6 poems2 — Atrocity Exhibition [link]
2015
four poems3 — Fog Machine [link]
five poems4 — Pot Luck Magazine [link]
‘카페베네’ — Gap Tooth [link]
2016
‘Clash of the Champions IX’ — Be About It Press [link]
‘The summer before high school’ — Be About It Press [link]
‘The Rise and Fall of Vince Russo’ — The Wrestling Blog [link]
2015
Bartkira Vol. 4, pages 39-43 [link]
2019
Cantos 5: snow [link]
2017
이태원 [link]
2016
Spongebob sings Bawitdaba at the Bubble Bowl (not available in all countries) [link]
Macy Gray Tribute To Pepe The Frog [link]
duckdodgers.wmv [link]
2015
BELOVED HERO CHEATS DEATH [link]
EXID (이엑스아이디) - 'Up & Down (위아래)' CHOPPED AND SCREWED [link]
at your new house, behind the Dairy Queen [link]
Blurry Photographs of the Moon [link]
I read about Singapore on wikipedia and it seems cool [link]
2014
Pocari Sweat 4347 [link]
2017
Beach Sloth on Places [link]
Queen Mobs — Judson Hamilton — 12.5 REVIEW [link]
2016
Writers of the Week — Bibles Appropouture — Maudlin House [link]
2020
"Add Family Guy Land to Disneyland now that Disney owns Fox" [link]
2019
"Lindsey Lohan - convince your new boyfriend Mohammed bin Salman to end Yemeni Genocide!" [link]
underground mall - blog
a convenience store inside a casino - Medium page
@caligula_palace (2017-2018) - Caligula's Palace
1. Disney California Adventure, The Happiest Place on Earth: an Elegy, North Hollywood Metro Station, Los Angeles↩
2. BELOVED HERO CHEATS DEATH, christmas lights, hot tub, Charlemagne, Kaliningard, Algona↩
3. I feel comfortable around concrete buildings, I want to be a slot machine, I’m scared of Korean typhoons, In my bed, both of us on Vicodin ↩
4. you remind me of three different Weezer songs, the Day after Christmas, Oxiclean, Santa Cruz,, 物の哀れ ↩
